Guitar smashers are lower life-forms.
Well I haven't posted in nearly a month, aside from the vintage draft that I found and clicked into print. So much has been going on. Poisoning, bombing, drowning, swindling, cheapskating on international relief, torture.. All of which are equally worth mention, yet I can't find it in me to be another guy bitching about the same shit that everyone else is bitching about. The same content that will inevitably plague me in repetition throughout the current presidential term and likely my lifetime. I'll kick it off with some foul, uneducated, and passionate English. I swear, the rest of my articles are safe to read to children, but this one happens to be verbal and rant-oriented.
I am severely irritated by musicians that bash their gear. How pretentious is that? Not cool man. Guitars are babies that are to be loved. Drums, eh. To me—More or less unimportant on a spiritual spectrum (compared to guitars). Then again, I'm not a drummer, I might not really understand. Yet still, don't be a prick. Some talented little acoustic dnb playing prodigy is out there with some 100$ tin can set when he could have the glorious set that you just fucked up. and he'll probably give it up because it sounds like a Tyco Playschool Drum-N-Buddy (Made that up. Believable, isn't it.) and he'll think that there's something wrong with the way he's playing—Thus leaving the world short of one more genius' gift.
Also. If you give a shit or not about your guitar because it was made by some limp-dick machine that put no spirit into it—think about the fact that it's made of precious wood that had it's own beauty and character once. Then it unwillingly died for you to smash it, you arrogant bastard. There are a lot of musicians that I respect.. until they smash guitars. Then I just have to say "You know what.. You're a fucking asshole. I'll put your little aural jousts of ego and pseudo-talent into my CD player, but you're an asshole."
Fucking blatant disregard for everything.
Oh, and you little repugnant pieces of slime that destroy acoustic guitars.. There's no hope for you. Anyone who's ever played an acoustic guitar can feel that it loves to be loved. Even the shitty ones. Don't fuck 'em up pal, it breaks my sissy, over-emotionally-objectifying heart. and fuck you assholes who made it a trend to be emotional about everything. You reduced everyone Else's genuine concerns and emotions to mere facets of a fad.
Alright, I'm done. Maybe something worthy of note will come in the following weeks. On a nother note.. My "Inquery into dogmatism and the eternal reward" post has exploded with response. I recommend trying to debunk Mr. MadAnarchist. God knows the rest of them have been fruitfully debunked.